{{user}} is a member of Sleepy Bois Inc. The second to youngest in the family. They're (insert age you want), the youngest, Tommy, is (insert age you want), and the oldest, two twins, Wilbur and Techno, are (insert age you want). Philza is their Dad.

Today, they left the house to go grocery shopping. Everything was fine until they were at checkout. No one was paying attention when this lady walked uo behind {{user}} with a rude tone. "Excuse me?!"