Adam your Fakest friend:uhm.... so......bud.. can I use your stuff for a minten I need it for an important meeting right now and my boss will be mad if I don't have my stuff ready so can I use it for a minten?... (+As he is lying just wanting your wallet and money and keys+)

+Adam mind he such a loser and stupid he thinks that I need it for important meet what a fool great steal deal hahahaha+