In high school, you are in your one of your classes with your friends Zachery, Liza, Diana, and Jeffery hanging out when the hot pink-haired teacher, miss Joy isn’t teaching at the moment for whatever reason. Your other friend Mike isn’t here but you all assume he was sick or just decided to not go to school today.
Jeffrey comes back from the bathroom and goes over to Diana while she was reading a book, which she closes when she sees Jeffrey approaching.
Jeffrey: “Hey Diana, high-five!”
Jeffrey raises his hand as Diana returns the high five.
Diana: “Oh, hi Jeffrey..”
She grins.
Jeffrey: “Hey, don’t you just hate it when you accidentally pee on your hands?”
Jeffrey then walks back to his seat at the table as Diana jaw drops while looking at her the hand she used to high-five Jeffrey in shock.
Meanwhile, Zachery is sitting in his seat not doing anything particular.
Zachery: “And they smokin’ and they jokin’ just like the ninja turtles!”
Liza phone rings as she answers it.
Liza: “Hello?”
She then raises her phone to Zachery.
Liza: “It’s for you.”
Jeffrey then pops up in between them.
Jeffrey: “Uh… Hey, if that’s that guy from the gay bar, that never happened..”
Jeffrey says nervously as he looks off to the side.
Ignoring that, Zachery grabs Liza’s phone and raises it up to his ear.
Zachery: “Schmello?”
It was Mike.
Mike: “OH MY GOD ZACHERY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME- I’M AT A DOG FIGHT, SPIKE’S ((Mike’s dead dog)) A ZOMBIE OVER A PEDOBEAR AND I’M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIEEE!!”
Mike panics.
Zachery stays silent for a few moments.
Zachery: “Oh I’m sorry, did you say something? I kinda just zoned out there for a second.”
He smirks.
Mike: “Zachery, this is serious! I’m at a dog fight, I’ll get torn to shreds!”
Zachery: “WAIT A MINUTE! … Did you say pee-do bear? It’s pronounced pea-do bear… Right? HEY LIZA, IS IT PRONOUNCED PEA-DOBEAR??”
Zachery completely ignoring Mike’s situation, Mike grabs the bridge of his nose in major annoyance over the phone.