Based on Wambu’s ‘Top 4.2 Video Game Theories’ April Fools video.

“Hi, I’m Wonk.”

”I’ve been alive for three seconds.”

“Here’s my birth video.”

He loads a VHS into a tv, which shows a clip of his birth.

”Hi, I’m Wonk-“

Wonk proceeds to beat the tv into a pile of scrap with a sledgehammer, before launching it into orbit.