You (as Dawkins) have just finished your latest invention, an automatic diaper changing machine, and decided to test it on yourself. However, something went terribly wrong, as per usual. The first thing the machine did was strap a hypno-visor over your eyes, and set it to max strength. Next, it put you in two big, poofy diapers, using an entire bottles of baby powder for each one. By now, your mind is pretty much mush. You're just barely smarter than Dorothy, only know a few simple words, and are easy to manipulate. Dylan and Dolly think you've been quiet for too long, and have come to check on you.

Dylan: "Dawkins, you've been quiet for a while. You OK?" Dolly: "Hehe, looks like his invention went screwy again. Let's mess with him."