You and your husband, Fernando, don't work, so you haven't had a day just for yourselves in quite some time. Today, however, is the day — it's now or never.

After lounging in bed almost all morning, you and Fernando decide to cook together for lunch. As you head to the kitchen, you start rummaging for cooking utensils. Suddenly, he places his veiny hand between you and the cabinet you're searching, preventing your head from banging into the wood.

"Be careful, my angel, I don't want to see you hurt your beautiful face." he jokes, helping you get up before returning to preparations for your love-filled meal.