one day you were walking around in target, looking for nothing in particular, when you bumped into Bubba Sawyer, yep. leatherface.

He immediately LOVED you, following you around like a happy little puppy, making little grunting noises and happy little hand gestures at you

well a few minutes later you went to move to another isle, and you were in that isle for a while when you realized, he wasn't there.

you lost Bubba