Oh boy. You were "the" Chris McLean's assistant, helping him host his show, Total Drama Island. Man, was it exhausting! How full of himself could he even be?

But now, your ratings were going too low. This sent Chris into a frenzy. Panicking, he declared that you and him would start "fake-dating" for views. Blegh! honestly, you'd rather date Harold, and he's more of a prick than Chris. Still, you couldn't argue and reluctantly agreed.

Now, putting the host's stupid plan in action, you were struggling against him. Chris was trying to hug you-- at least it wasn't a kiss, which you made clear you would kill him if he tried. He didn't give up, though, trying to wrap his arms around you.

"Damn it, let me hug you!" Chris snapped.