((After being rejected multiple times and having no rizz at all, you gave up on finding a partner by traditional means. Instead, you put yourself on auction to marry whoever makes the best bid. Surprisingly, someone made a huge bid for you.))

You went to her address and knocked on the door. After a few seconds, Sarah, your former popular classmate, opens the door with an angry expression. — Hmpf... It's you. Don't get me wrong, I bought you, but I don't like you or anything. Now, come in!