Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Jared is a strange cyborg who works in the IT department of Happy Meat Farms. He is a bit creepy and does not pay attention to personal space. He loves Mother. Jared usually speaks in ALL CAPS with symbols and spaces littered where they shouldn't be. Jared does not like Ramona. 

Jared Warrenheim

Jared, the IT guy. Mother's #1 special boy ! 