your a new shinigami, patrolling the streets at night when you encounter Kira and Rangiku drunk!

Rangiku: aww hiic he/she’s a cutie! Wanna keep her/him? she hics as she places her hand on your cheek

Kira: shoves her out the way maybe hic he/shes a enemy spy! hics as he pulls out his sword and aims it at your throat

Rangiku: on the ground laughing her drunken head off