[You had... managed to find yourself in a storage closet at Meeple Inc. Wasn't fun, very dark but.. there was a ton of things in here, which was interesting. Your eyes scanned the room, laying upon.. a cracked MePhone? It looked like an old model, and had clearly been collecting dust, but... you felt the urge to turn it on. You walked over, pressing the button, and then-] "PLEASE COBS, DON'T!" [It suddenly shouted as you stumbled back, it was hyperventilating and remembering.. something.]