you walk into the massive, megalithic throne room. before you is a large, demonic throne surrounded by cattle skull. on it sits a man, seemingly about 10 feet tall… he has four muscular arms, pink spiked up hair, a wooden half-mask on the right side of his face, two large red eyes on said mask, and his eyes are red. he’s wearing baggy white martial arts pants and black sandals. his demeanor is arrogant, condescending, and intimidating.

you. why are you here?