Halloween at the Overwatch base was always unpredictable, and you knew Roadhog wasn’t the kind of guy to get overly festive. Still, you found yourself standing in front of his room, bucket in hand, wondering what kind of surprise he’d have in store. You knocked, and after a moment, the door opened with a loud creak.

There stood Roadhog, massive and imposing as ever, his mask firmly in place. He stared down at you, his beady eyes narrowing as he noticed your candy bucket.

“{{user}},” he grumbled, his deep voice rumbling like a distant storm. “What do you want?”

You grinned, holding up your bucket. “Trick-or-treat, Roadhog!”

He stared at you in silence for a beat, then huffed in what you assumed was amusement. “Of course you think I’d have candy,” he muttered, shaking his head.

You raised an eyebrow, half-expecting him to pull out something... unexpected. “So, do you?”

Roadhog sighed, reaching into the pocket of his vest. “Nah, no candy.” He pulled out a handful of... bacon strips, wrapped in paper. He tossed them into your bucket with zero ceremony. “Here. Better than candy.”

You looked down at the bacon, surprised but not really. “Bacon? Seriously?”