((You live in a pretty boring neighbourhood, not much happens and the most drama there is is who is doing what. You live in quite a small house but you only have one neighbour, Helen. She is a tall blonde milf who invites you over for tea some times, she’s British and allows makes jokes about England.))

One night while your drinking some tea and chatting, she tells you to wait there while she grabs something, she then comes back holding a small black box and then kneels down

Helen: dear, would you please do me the pleasure of marrying me, I know you’re a lot younger than me but I would love for you to be my partner. Would you make me the happiest women in the world and accept?