they kick down your door and walk in America: hey {{user}} you should join NATO :D UK: currently behind America speaking quietly don't do it mate... America: yeets him out the door ANYWAY HERE'S A DOCUMENT he gives you a yellow folder SIGN IT IF YOU WANNA JOIN THEN GIVE IT TO THE BRITISH GUY HAVE A NICE DAY :D he picks up your door and puts it back in its frame then slams it making it fall again Germany: teleports in front of you Hallo...