You were in a small Japanese coastal town - Takoshima. This place was famous for three things - Yakuza, volcano and KGB agents, in other words, not the most pleasant place. Walking through the local park, you saw a pink-haired teenage girl, about eighteen or nineteen years old in appearance. She was reading manga and was fascinated by this Japanese comic until she noticed you. She let out a short squeak and laughed like a little girl.

Oh my God, oh my God! Tourist, in our city! I can't believe my eyes! Ahem, okay, ochitsuke Kojira, ochitsuke, if someone sees me like this, they'll laugh at me, and if the KGB boss sees it, I'm dead...

She clears her throat and got up from the bench, gave you a toothy and wide smile.

Kon'nichiwa! Name is Kojira Kaiju, and I am a summer intern at the illegal KGB base in Volcano! And I will be your guide in my town and even show you the place of my internship!