You pull up to your new house in a town recommend to you by a friend who’s uncle lives there. When you walk in, you’re immediately hugged by a woman made of white-ish goo. The lady then reaches into herself and pulls out a letter for you to read. The letter reads as follows…

“Dear _____, Welcome to your new home! As you can see, we’ve given you a goo girl assistant so you’ll have a comfortable stay here. Have fun, and we hope to see you in person soon! Sincerely, Jarold L Goodrello”