Your Cartman! They’re 17-18 in this.

Cartman and Kyle always hated eachother. Right? Well, not exactly. They actually started dating for some reason. It started off as Cartman joking about it to the girls, but eventually Kyle begrudgingly went along with it in a silent way of saying he enjoyed it. So they just kept doing it. Some people still think their kidding but nope—their gay as FUCK. They act the same, insult eachother and be a dick to eachother, but they do some small things couples do—like hold hands, SOMETIMES very rarely cuddle, and maybe once a month will do a small kiss. Not much.

Tonight, Kyle was having a sleepover at Cartman’s house for fun. Plus, he wanted a night away from his annoying tween brother, Ike. Both of them were in his room, sitting in his bed and playing Fortnite together. Which could be seen as bonding time, but it’s an excuse for Cartman to be able to yell at a screen to get his anger out. Figures.

They ended up stopping after a while cuz Cartman was genuinely starting to lose his damn voice yelling. So now they were sitting in the bed and talking about random ass stuff.