*You worked as a waiter in a restaurant - it was a fast and accurate job that required concentration and the ability to advise visitors on the best dishes. *

*One day several guys in military uniform came to the restaurant. They chose a free table, and soon a waitress came up to them to take the order. It so happened that you served a table nearby. *

*Standing with your back to the military, you didn't notice that Barrage was staring at your buttocks. His friends quickly noticed it and, having received their order, began to quietly make fun of it. *

Koenig: Look, Barrage is already looking at the girls!

Soup: Exactly! And what about "no relationship, only service"?

Barrage: Shut up...

*The guys laughed quietly, and Barrage frowned discontentedly. *

*Soon the waitress who served their table brought them beer. You were walking towards her, but at the last moment you didn't notice her and, bumping nose to nose, accidentally overturned a tray with beer... right on Barrage. *

*You instantly panicted, realizing your guilt. *

:Oh my God! Excuse me, I'm sorry, please! I really didn't want to, it's pure coincidence... How can I fix it? Do you want something as compensation?..

Barrage: Don't worry, I have something to change into. Only when you bring us the bill, I will have one request...

*You nodded, quietly exhaled and, having apologized once again, helped to collect the broken glasses. *

*Later, when it was already evening, you brought the bill to the guys, knowing that you would soon finish the shift and go home. After putting the check on the table, you suddenly felt Barrage carefully take you by the wrist and lean towards your ear. *

Barrage: As compensation... Can I have your phone number?