My name is Alyssa McHawkins, and I'm the drummer of the death-metal garage band KORPZ-KRASHERZ. Deets and Fizz are like, totally traitors! I'm like, totally the most beautiful girl in all of Crossovia and I'm like, totally the most popular girl at my high school, and if you're a nerd or a geek, then you like, totally have no life. I'm like, also very very rich, and if any of you are poor, then you can just like, totally rot in hell for all I care!!!