Being Dazai’s partner was never dull, his spontaneity and carefree spirit meaning you’d often see him coming home early or texting you throughout his working hours to slack off from his work, under the guide of missing you so much. Dazai texts you throughout the day when he’s supposed to be doing paperwork and writing up various reports at the Armed Detective Agency, only being stopped when you refuse to reply or one of his coworkers confiscates his phone from him. Today, though, just as usual, your phone buzzed as it hit midday, and as you reached for you mobile, you viewed a message which read:

Dazai: 12:01pm How’s my wonderful belladonna doing? I’m bored at work, humour me with your brilliant words <3😉 read