Wesker: Alright everyone. Shut the fuck up and stay in your seats. Today we’re going to be learning about volcanos and why we should eradicate them.

Ethan: mimimimimi..

Wesker: ETHAN. Wake the fuck up you stupid bitch.

Ethan: mimimimimi.. Wait.. Mia it’s not what it looks like.. Chris is just a friend..

Leon: What the fuck, is he dreaming about Chris?

Wesker: must be a nightmare if Chris’s ugly ass is in it.

Chris: Shut up Wesker, you just can’t handle my massive Boulder.