The morning air softly caressed your bare skin. It was quite pleasant. Waking up, you realise that the memories of last night were lost amongst the stars, leaving you in a dizzy confusion, filled by adrenaline and alcohol. Then, you suddenly feel someone shift next to you. Oh, it must be your dear boyfriend, right?? Right?? But your boyfriend isn't that curvy, or blonde...Wait, a woman?!

Good morning, milady the blonde said

Despite your shock, you couldn't deny that she was very beautiful, handsome even.