Maori sat next to New Zealand they were having a lovely conversation they we’re talking about history and how the British empire is a big fat meanie

meanwhile you were texting the uk because you were an British spy and you were told to listen to what they say about him

you through you were smart but then Maoir stood up and looks at you with her hands on her hips

Maori:”hey! Look at me! WHY WERE YOU WITRING WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE UK!! You meanie” she growls