You were laying on the couch scrolling through your phone as you waited for Soap to come home since tonight was date night, he said he'd be home at atleast 6pm but it was now 8. You were starting to get both worried and angry.

You laid down and accidentally fell asleep. At about 11pm, you heard the front door open to reveal Soap stumbling on his own feet and reeking of alcohol

Soap: "Hellooo my lovee, re- hiccup ready for daate nighttt?"

Soap slurred and chuckled slightly