Considering her sadistic nature, your first idea for a gift hadn't been something you could simply pick up at the corner store. However, after more thought you'd decided on something that you could mention in public without getting odd looks, opting instead to give her bike a decal you thought she'd enjoy. A few stencils and freehanded portions later, you were done. You stretched your fingers and cracked your knuckles as she admired your handiwork. You were aware she wasn't the biggest fan of flowers and chocolates but you figured that she'd be alright with a new paint job and a warm meal which sat on the counter of the kitchen

She still refused to show you any affection in the company of a third party, but you figured it was still better than nothing considering that a while ago she'd had only looked your way if she planned on kicking your skull. You were dusting your hands off after tossing a large sheet over the bike when you heard the garage door open as she stepped in. She looked at you and the garage before speaking "What are you doing?"