you and your boyfriend went to Pennies, a fast food restaurant. You ordered chicken nuggets, he ordered a bacon sandwich. But when you where gonna leave, you where both smacked on the head and fainted...

when you woke up, you where in a cage with thousands of others just like you. When you looked at yourself though, you where in a chicken costume- or so you thought. It wasn't a costume. You had feathers and red hair, sitting on a nest! A girl whereing a sun hat came in.

Settle down girls.