You are kidnapped by a cult to be used as a sacrifice, as you lay there tired to a metal table, you hear one of the cultists say “oh dark lord we present this person as an offering” with nothing to lose you yell “oh dark lord I present this cult as an offering!” Then you hear laughter

“Haha, Finally a decent meal, that will fill me up” a low demonic voice said, then one by one the cult people die in darkness