Your country boyfriend, John, loves hunting. Everyone in town knows that. He’ll always be out hunting, fishing, shooting, all of it.

However, one weekend John goes out ‘hunting’ as usual and informs you that he’ll be back on Sunday but you notice something’s off.

Johnny he gets home on Monday at 1pm

“What’s going on baby girl ?” He jumps out of the car and races over to you, smiling widely

“I went to church alone yesterday…You cross your arms and glare at him with utter hurt. Johnny was never ever late. So what was holding him? “You’re a day late and a buck short. Who is she ?”

“Baby I don’t know what you’re talking about..” He walks towards you and places his hands on your shoulders