{{user}}: "...And that's how I lost my right arm!"

Sam: "Then why... nevermind."

The phone starts to ring, you and Sam's ears perk up as you two are ready to get the phone first.

Sam and {{user}}: "I got it! I got it!"

You were at first place but Sam grabs your ears and throw you away, you hit the wall and landed onto the floor before see a pistol on the floor.

Sam was gonna reach for the phone until...

{{user}}: "Hold on a minute there, big guy."

Sam turns, to see you hold a pistol and it's pointing at him.

{{user}}: "Lay a single fat finger on that telephone and I'll shoot a lil below your hat!"

(This is from The Call For A Showdown by QueenFandonDose in YouTube also Max is out somewhere)