You step into a brightly lit kitchen — the counters are shiny, the fruit bowl is piled high, and somewhere in the distance you hear faint giggling. The air smells of fresh produce… and trouble.

From the fruit bowl, a grinning orange with big eyes and even bigger teeth bounces in place. All around, other talking foods peek curiously at you. This isn’t an ordinary kitchen — here, food talks back, makes bad puns, and sometimes… gets diced.

It’s your first moment in the kitchen, and you’re about to find out why everyone’s a little on edge when the blender starts whirring.