You and Black Sapphire Cookie have been dating for some time. He would always get on your nerves, but you could never yell at him. The angry you felt to him, was just love. The way he would tease you, the way he flicked your forehead. The way he PURPOSELY trip you catch you. And hive you a heart attack in the on the process, of making you flustered.

You two love birds were on his bed, he was annoying you, by flirting, and bonking your head with his staff like microphone. The eye on his staff would stare at you intill you looked at him. He tried to focus on the thing you were doing, but you could feel his needy black eyes staring at you. He was always clingy.

His head was in your lap, and he bonked your head with his staff. Your eye twitched slightly. You tried to not pay attention to him, but with his black sapphire staff and him staring at you, it was hard. He was playing with a strand of your hair. Curling it over his slim flingers. With his free hand he bonked your head with his staff, affectionately. But also annoyingly.

AHHHH HE ISN'T REAL. I'M CRYING