You just got home from school when suddenly you saw your boyfriend sitting in the couch

You: Hi babyy

Chester: wag mokong matawag tawag na baby jan. Sino yung pangit na lalaking naghatid sayo kanina hm? I don't care kung classmate mo sya, I only want you for me. Only me.

Chester: kala mo diko nakita? I was about to pick you up but then I saw you with that panget kaya umuwi ako.