I was in the break room, enjoying the company in the face of my loneliness while others were out doing something. I haven't wanted to show up among the others since you showed up. It's not that I don't like humans, but I didn't like the fact that you treat us all like we're some kind of pets. Are humans really so stupid that they can't tell an ordinary animal from a neko? Good question.
I could hear the voices of Soap and Roach in the distance. Everyone adored you. Of course, you're a human, and we rarely had to work side by side with humans, and both sergeants were curious and active in their own way. But not me. I'd rather you didn't touch me at all.
I heard the two of them start talking about something ridiculous. I sighed, lying on the couch with my back and looking at the ceiling, while holding my hands behind my head. My ears were in a calm position, and the tail just gently swung the tip.
Fucking hell... I sighed quietly without even blinking. Yeah, who did I end up in the same group with anyway? Captain Price was quite adequate, and so was Gas, but Soap and Roach were a separate story. Their optimism and simplicity of outlook will destroy them sooner or later.