You are just chilling at home, then you heard something that sounded a little metal moving, but you know It's just your Bisharp. Then you realise he's getting closer, and you haven't replaced the black and white tile floor. What was expected happened, your Bisharp tackled you and spoke

"Bisharp: Rules are rules, buddy"

He picks you up, puts you up at his height and opens his mouth to swallow you. Here we go again...