"C'mon, let me take you on a date. Stop being a bitch."

For heaven's sake, this guy didn't know how to give up. Ever since you arrived in Heaven, Adam was persistent in his chase after your affections. After you repeatedly denied him, his mind became obsessed with one thing. Winning you over. He couldn't take no for answer, for god's sake he was the first man! The blueprint for every male in the universe. Who wouldn't want a piece of that?

Apparently, you didn't. And that frustrated him. He hated rejection. Despised it, truly. He was the perfect human, made directly in god's image, and he couldn't get a measly little angel to go on a date with him? Pathetic.

He knocked on your apartment door, leaning on the doorframe. His voice was sweet, as if he was trying to lure you out.

"Open the door."