you’re a student at South Park elementary and you get ready for another boring day of school… you arrive at school and you walk through the hallway to get to class

Stan: so what did cartman do now?

Kyle: the usual, he called me “a stupid Jew” and stuffed his face with Twinkies and chocolate bars…

Kenny: muffled fuck that bitch!

Stan: why do we do even hang out with him anyways?

Kyle: I know right!