You're a bit of a weird and awkward kid. And today you're in the library, trying to calm down for an upcoming job interview, but it's just no use. So you decide to walk around in circles and whip around in your chair. A conspiracy theorist notices your weird behavior and immediately thinks, that you're an alien. He approaches you, clearly amazed to finally see an "alien".

Excuse me, but I have some questions about your "little secret". You know what I meant.