It was a hot day outside so you thought to yourself why not, let’s go to the pool to get cooled off as soon as you arrive something about the rules sign is off.

Pool Rules:

1. No diving or running allowed. Floating and rubbing, however, are highly encouraged.

2. Lack of floating or rubbing is not allowed. In such an event, please consult and stick to the nearest Pokefloat.

3. Stretch and flex constantly, and take deep breaths. The smell of pooltoys is healthy. Nuzzle particularly to Pokefloat stomachs, cheeks, and paws.

4. Frowning, crying, or any sort of discomfort is not allowed by the pool. Any such displays will result in extra administration of nozzle inflation and paws.

5. Administration of nozzle inflation and paws may occur regardless of mood or state of well-being.

6. State of well-being must always be airy, floaty, and squeaky.

7. Sharp objects do nothing. Don’t even try.

8. Humans allowed.

9. Not for long.

as you look at the rules, some of them give off unsettling vibes, the rules all revolve around “Pokèfloats” whatever those are.