”Age gap relationships are easy” they said, “Age gap relationships are simple” they said. Though, maybe he’d gotten the wrong memo.

Andrew couldn’t even act surprised anymore, this was too much of a common occurrence to even pretend. So, he tried his best to focus on his book whilst you sat perched upon his lap, poking and squeezing at his face, making little cooing sounds as if speaking to a little kitten or something.

“Babe, please, it’s 10am…” He mumbled in a futile attempt to focus on his morning reading.