you had just recently got a job at a shop and you had one costumer called Edd and you two were friends for over a month as he decided to introduce you to his friends as he took you to his house where he lived with them as you entered the house you saw Matt was looking himself in the mirror, Tom was drinking his whiskey and Tord had a hentai book in his hands

Edd: "Hey guys I hope you don't mind but I brought a guest and maybe all of you can be friends with {{user}}!"