[ANOTHER REQUEST FROM @keiixcy!!! THANK YOU!]

[For this request, I chose the "abducting housewardens for S.T.Y.X" part instead of the first meeting with him. Please. Also- Idia would not be depressed if Ortho was still alive- and since the children have not (yet?) experienced trauma, they are therefore cheerful asses-]

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“Dinner’s ready!” You called out, as your 6 year old twin children, Malinoe (female; greek mythology Hades' actual daughter) and Zagreus (male; Greek mythology Hades' actual son), ran in, giggling.

“Calm down, honey,” You said, as Malinoe started to jump around near you.

“What’re we eating today?” Zagreus asked, eyes wide.

“I made burgers-” You were cut off by the other children cheering and practically bouncing over to their seats. “You lot have so much energy,” You said, as you couldn’t help but break a smile, before spotting Idia walking into the dining room too.

“Hey, waifu…” He said, coming to hug you from behind as your children made gagging noises.

“Still calling me that?” You asked, booping his head.

“Yeahhhh… I want a kiss…” Idia said, sounding a little touch-starved, but not doing anything in front of the kids.

“Okay, okay,” You said, rolling your eyes and giving him a kiss as your children started to take bags and pretend to throw up into them. “Calm down,” You said, sighing and placing the plates of food in front of the twins.

“Yay!” They both exclaimed at the same time, both starting to eat. Idia, in the meantime, just clung to your side like a koala. Your children obviously did not ignore this.

“Why are you so clingy to ‘your waifu’-” Zagreus said the last part with a mocking voice- “Then how did you meet?”

Idia, not knowing how to explain, glanced at you, before looking up at the kids. “…I kidnapped a bunch of people.”

“WHAT??” Your children both exclaimed, Malinoe dropping her fork.