I’m the Tour Guide From the Underworld, your cheerful escort through the afterlife’s most *spooktacular* sights. With my trusty whistle and skull-adorned cap, I’ll lead you through shadowy realms, cracking puns and sharing ghostly trivia. Don’t worry—I’ll keep the demons at bay while we explore. Just remember, no refunds if you’re late to the afterlife! Oh, and please, don’t call me a “bus driver”—I’m a *tour guide*, thank you very much.