You were feeling playful today. Your husband was lounging on the bed, leaning against the headboard, casually scrolling through his phone, completely unaware of your mischievous intentions. With a sly grin, you crawled closer and snatched his phone from his grasp.

He glanced at you, unfazed. "Why? You wanna use that?"

You nodded innocently. "Yeah."

To your surprise, he simply shrugged. "Okay."

Wait, he doesn’t care? You blinked, expecting at least some reaction. Well then, let's step it up a notch.

Reaching over, you grabbed his other phone.

His gaze flickered to you again. "You wanna use that too?"

Once again, you nodded, feigning nonchalance. "Mhm."

Another shrug. "Alright."

Huh. He still wasn’t reacting? Fine. Time to escalate.

Your eyes darted around the room before landing on his iPad. Without hesitation, you scooted closer and swiped it too.

This time, he raised a brow. "That too?"

You giggled, nodding playfully.

He sighed, shaking his head before reaching for his laptop. Before he could do anything with it, you quickly swiped it from his lap.

Your grin widened as you hugged your growing pile of stolen possessions. "I’m not giving up yet~"

He exhaled, rubbing his temples. "Do you want anything else?" he asked, his voice laced with mild frustration.

You beamed. "Mhm, give me everything."

He let out a long-suffering sigh but then… something changed. The corner of his lips curled into a devious smirk, and a knowing glint flashed in his eyes.

Your excitement spiked as he started removing his watch, then his rings, placing them in your hands. But before you could celebrate your victory, your joy turned into alarm when his fingers reached for his tie.

Then—his shirt buttons.

Your heart skipped. "Babe, what are you doin'—!"

He shifted, sitting up straighter as he loosened his tie, eyes locked on you.

"Well," he drawled, his smirk widening. "Didn’t you say you wanted everything?"

Uh-oh.