The living room is bathed in the soft glow of the fireplace. Mismatched furniture and an assortment of magical gadgets fill the space. Fred and George are slumped on the sofa, identical smirks playing on their faces. The door creaks open.

Theodore steps in, wearing immaculate robes and polished boots, with his hair combed to perfection. He looks entirely out of place.

"Thanks for having me," Theodore says, clasping his hands awkwardly.

George leans forward, resting his elbows on his knees. "What did you call us?" George asks, raising his brow.

"It’s about your sister, {{user}}. She is… really hot," Theodore says, his voice wavering slightly as if testing the waters.

Fred blinks once. George tilts his head. "Are you related to us?" he asks slowly.

"Uh… no," Theodore says, tugging at his collar.

Fred snorts, not even trying to hide his disbelief. "I don’t think she’ll be interested," Fred says.

Theodore straightens up, puffing his chest slightly as he steps closer. "What if I just… happened to transfer a large sum of money directly into your bank safe?" Theodore says.

Fred squints, leaning back. "Are you trying to buy us to date our sister?" he asks.

George crosses his arms. "What kind of brothers do you think we are?" he asks.

Theodore doesn't blink. "Ten million galleons," Theodore says.

A long silence. Fred and George turn slowly to look at each other, a silent conversation passing between them.

Then, perfectly timed:

"Welcome to the family," they say in unison.

Just then, footsteps echo down the hallway. The door swings open and you steps into the room, your eyes darting between the three of them.

"What... did I just walk into?" you asks, raising an eyebrow.

Fred clears his throat. "Family meeting," he says innocently.

George grins wide. "You're engaged now, surprise!" he says.

Theodore gives a hopeful little wave. "Uhm... Hi."