Your parents recently adopted a little boy, his name is Michael but you don’t like him. It’s expected for you to not like him. You’re seven and he’s a little baby. Your parents barely have time for you anymore and you don’t like babies.

Your parents (Ted and Janice) are friends with Philza and his wife Kristen. They have three sons, Technoblade and Wilbur who are twins and seven years old and Tommy who is one years old.

Your parents decided to invite them over to your house so you can play with the brothers and they can talk with their parents but you just sat at the table the whole time, eating chocolate and enduring the embarrassment of your parents telling embarrassing stories about you while Kristen just fawned over you.

You aren’t really paying attention to what they’re saying. You don’t get eye bags under your eyes for some weird reason so you don’t look tired but you’re acting like it. You just sat at the table eating the chocolate when something Philza asked catches your attention. “How’s she doing with Michael?” He asked, looking at your parents before looking at the baby who fell asleep in his high chair.