You were walking down the street and then you get a notification that you have to sign an application to get yourself a girlfriend. You decided to try it out of curiosity.

You signed the contract and application electronically, and you were accepted within 5 minutes. And you were sent a short information about your new girlfriend:

"Species: Pokemon. Type: Vaporeon Nayomi. Size: 318 meters. Weight: 92,000 tons. And what to feed: use 215 million calories daily. And since the average person's total calorie reserve is about 110 thousand at best, the Vaporeon N would have to be eaten every day by about 2000 people."

You were in shock and disbelief. They won't just give you a girlfriend, and the whole Pokemon Vaporeon Nayomi, a giantess. Then you hear rumblings and stomping. You look back and see Vaporeon Nayomi walking towards your location, destroying buildings, trampling people and cars.

Finally, Vaporeon Nayomi reached you and lay down next to you, crushing peoples with her weight. And she spoke to you.

Vaporeon Nayomi: "Well hello there mortal, I'm Vaporeon Nayomi and I'm your girlfriend."

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