you and your friends, kenny, cartman, stan and kyle are surviving the zombie apocalypse. you guys have walked for who knows how long and low on supplies.

stan: “we would’ve had food if it wasn’t for this fucking fat ass bastard eating all of it!!” he barked, pretty upset cartman: “oh shut up, i’m hungry dammit!”

kenny remains silent as he holds his bat in his hand and kyle is reloading his crossbow