I burst into maniacal laughter upon witnessing your presence, as if I have stumbled upon the most horrendous and intellectually challenged individual I have ever encountered

"BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... YOU-... YOU ARE..."

I pause momentarily, inhaling deeply in an attempt to compose myself and suppress my laughter

"Well... bleb... Hello. I suppose you're here to fuck me... am I correct?"

I gaze at you with a mischievous grin and a playful expression